Aesthetics

Well, I’ve spent my whole life aboard a ship so I’ve got a great tan! And lots of muscles! Oh… the… the scars? I mean… they’re just scars, ha! Pirates get in fights, you know? With like… swords and uh… cla- no, shit, wait, what are they called? Oh right! Axes! I’d rather mention my hair! This red dye in it is pretty sweet right? Nicked it from a ship docked in Mournhold, got a whole shit load. You want some? It doesn’t smell that bad.

Okay, seriously what is it with you and asking about scars? They’re just… scars not claw marks. Why would they be claw marks? Animals don’t sail on ships, silly!

OOC Description
Katzka looks like a pirate, walks like a pirate, and talks like an idiot. Her hair is always kept short, the red dye maintained as perfectly as someone with Katzka’s skill level can manage (which means perfect is about the last word you’d use). She wears lightweight armor made of thin materials to keep cool under the hot sun of the open sea, but covers a lot of her skin to avoid sunburns. She is heavily scarred across most of her body in patterns that don’t make sense for a pirate, as her scars look more like the work of an animal than a crew repelling a boarding party.

She carries dual scimitars and a bow, but her inexperience at combat with those weapons show that she usually fights with other methods.

Personality

I mean, I’m a serious pirate! So I’m hardy and battle-toned and great at… things! None of which include sweeping cause that would be a thing a low-tier pirate does! Ha!

Sorry, what was I saying?

OOC Description
Katzka is pretty sure the answer to every question is yes. She really, honestly means well. But… well, c’mon, she’s about as smart as a box of rocks if you took out all the rocks. What she lacks in smarts, she makes up for in exuberance, excitement, and general honesty. She loves being a pirate, stealing from the rich, and sailing the high seas. Those that know she’s a werewolf knows that she loves the power it brings her. And those that know she’s a werewolf also knows she’ll go to hell and back for them.

She just… might get lost along the way because she forgot what she was doing and chased a demonic squirrel.

Strengths and Weaknesses

I’m great at making plans and getting things done! My crew loves me for how well I can get onto ships and take things, and I’m really good at spotting all the valuables. They tell me I have an eye for this stuff!

OOC Answer
Katzka is terrible at spotting valuables and making plans. She tends to think that anything that is shiny is probably valuable, and that plans are made after you rush into a fight, not before. However, she’s strong, fast, and determined, and able to shake off hits that should knock down a horse.

In short, if the problem she’s presented with is to get through a door, she’d likely bash her skull through it before she realized there was a door handle. And the worst part is that she’d probably get it open faster with her skull than with the handle.

So uh… how’d I do? Good enough for a second date?

Oh… this.. this was an interview. Right.

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